⚠ LEGAL DISCLAIMER
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YOLKWARS_LEGAL v1.0 | READABLE MODE
PLATFORM NOTICE
YolkWars is an indie browser arcade built for fun. These pages explain ownership, our fake esports lore, and how to read auto-generated match fluff.
OWNERSHIP
YolkWars branding, art, audio, and software are protected. You receive a limited license to play for personal, non-commercial fun.
GAMEPLAY DISCLAIMER
Matches are online multiplayer simulations. Latency, disconnects, and balance tweaks may occur. Wins and stats are for amusement, not professional certification.
PARODY AND FAKE ESPORTS LORE
Egg governments, calcium agencies, and breakfast broadcasters are jokes. Tournament names, victory slogans, and classified files are fictional flavor text.
GENERATED CONTENT
Share cards, random egg styles, bot names, and session stats are generated automatically for fun. Do not treat them as official records or real-world claims.
VOLUNTARY SUPPORT
Premium shells and YOLKS are cosmetic only. No gameplay advantages or exclusive combat perks.
RELATED DOCUMENTS
- Terms of Service: rules for using the game
- Privacy Policy: data practices
- Community Guidelines: player conduct
- Fair Play Policy: competitive integrity
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